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| Funny Insult Collection - 13 |
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I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in. = = = = = = = = = = I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure. = = = = = = = = = = We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral. = = = = = = = = = = You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!! = = = = = = = = = = In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us. = = = = = = = = = = When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening. = = = = = = = = = = Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. = = = = = = = = = = Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away. = = = = = = = = = = Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil. = = = = = = = = = = I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV. |
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