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 People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.


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You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!


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You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE


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If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.


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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...


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You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!


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Yo momma like an Orange Crush: 'Good Vibrations!'


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I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.


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Now she's at rest and so am I


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Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.



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