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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.ur house is so dirty u have 2 wipe ur feet bfore u go outside!!! = = = = = = = = = = You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime. = = = = = = = = = = Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being. = = = = = = = = = = When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure. = = = = = = = = = = I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in. = = = = = = = = = = You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it! = = = = = = = = = = You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it! = = = = = = = = = = Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck. = = = = = = = = = = The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you. = = = = = = = = = = Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy. |
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