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 I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.


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For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.


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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!


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Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!


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Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.


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The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.


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I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?


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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.


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I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.


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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.



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