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 You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.


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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.


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There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.


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Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!


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I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!


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I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!


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Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.


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Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was 'moving!'


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Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.


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Hey, act your age -- senile!



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