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 You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.


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I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.


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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.


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You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!


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I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.


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We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.


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A few beads short in her rosary.


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You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.


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It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.


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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.



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