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 A few beads short in her rosary.


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Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.


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The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!


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You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch '60 Minutes'!


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You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.


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Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.


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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?


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Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.


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I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!


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Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!



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