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 I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.


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Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra


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If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.


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Hey, act your age -- senile!


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Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!


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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.


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I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!


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You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.


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You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.


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I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.



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