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 I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.


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They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.


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Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.


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Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.


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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!


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Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?


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You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say 'Sorry, no professionals!'


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He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe


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Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?


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Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?



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