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| Funny Insult Collection - 14 |
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It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up. = = = = = = = = = = You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. = = = = = = = = = = You're very smart. You have brains you never used. = = = = = = = = = = Here lies my wife: here let her lie ! = = = = = = = = = = You grow on people -- like a wart! = = = = = = = = = = If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! = = = = = = = = = = Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said 'What a treasure' and your dad said 'Yea lets go burry it'! = = = = = = = = = = I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead. = = = = = = = = = = After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us. = = = = = = = = = = You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!! |
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