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 Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.


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Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a' shit wagon!


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If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!


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I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.


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Yo momma so short she trips on spit.


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Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.


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I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!


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You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.


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Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!


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A couple of slates short of a full roof.



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