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 Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.


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Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said 'What a treasure' and your dad said 'Yea lets go burry it'!


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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.


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Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.


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I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.


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Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.


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Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn


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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.


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Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.


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When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.



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