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 Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.


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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!


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I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.


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You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!


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I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!


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I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.


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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.


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Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.


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Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!


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I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!



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