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 I wish I'd known you when you were alive.


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I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!


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All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.


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I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!


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I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.


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Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.


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The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.


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You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.


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You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!


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Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!



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