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I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to shit! = = = = = = = = = = We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. = = = = = = = = = = I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll windup with lockjaw. = = = = = = = = = = They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. = = = = = = = = = = You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it! = = = = = = = = = = If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. = = = = = = = = = = You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt. = = = = = = = = = = I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV. = = = = = = = = = = She's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock! = = = = = = = = = = You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning! |
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