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 Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.


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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.


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I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.


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Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?


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Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.


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A couple of slates short of a full roof.


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If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.


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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.


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Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.


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You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.



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