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 Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


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I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!


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Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.


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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.


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I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!


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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


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We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.


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They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.


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You'd make a lovely corpse!



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