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 Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.


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Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?


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Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival


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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.


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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.


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If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!


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Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?


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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.


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I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.


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When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, 'Gentlemen.'



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