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 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?


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I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.


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I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.


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People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.


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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.


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I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.


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If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.


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I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.



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