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I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in. = = = = = = = = = = Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad. = = = = = = = = = = We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, 'Do not come home and all will be forgiven'. = = = = = = = = = = Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what color. = = = = = = = = = = Don't you need a license to be that ugly? = = = = = = = = = = Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock! = = = = = = = = = = Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. = = = = = = = = = = Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread. = = = = = = = = = = You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on. = = = = = = = = = = Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up. |
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