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 You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.


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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.


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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


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You Know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME


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I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.


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You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.


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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.


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The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?


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You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?


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I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.



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