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 You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.


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Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.


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You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.


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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.


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I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!


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The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it alltogether.


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Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.


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You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said 'Twins!'


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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.


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You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.



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