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 Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?


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I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.


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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!


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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.


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We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!


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Eventually, you will get what you asked for.


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You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch '60 Minutes'!


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Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.


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I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.


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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?



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